Why is Australia so ace?

[Casanova Frankenstein]

Because it's better than everywhere else in the world!

 

[BiggyRat]

I'm here...and we're modest too.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I did love it there like, but it was 14 months of sheer party.

 

[Elong]

It's really not

 

[Degs62]

Go Australia.

The Beer.
The Beaches.
The Babes.
The Food.
The Cars.
The Outback.
The Animals.
The Mahoosive Salaries.
Big Houses.
The weather.
Barbecues.
Mateship.
We're all Aussies together (except at State of Origin Time).
National Pride.

Could go on.

 

[Degs62]

It's really not

What's up mate, couldn't find a picture of a big snake?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I have no desire to go to that part of the world. Doesn't appeal to me. Dunno why.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Because, if we were in an International paintball fight they'd join with us Yanks, using various venomous reptiles and arachnids to flush them out to the waiting slaughter. Then we'd river dance on their testicles and finish off with a BBQ.

 

[Elong]

What's up mate, couldn't find a picture of a big snake?

 

[Elong]

Because, if we were in an International paintball fight they'd join with us Yanks, using various venomous reptiles and arachnids to flush them out to the waiting slaughter. Then we'd river dance on their testicles and finish off with a BBQ.

Imagine these animals armed with guns ffs. Thank god they're in Australia only

 

[noharmdone]

David Boon.

 

[Degs62]

Calm down mate or the spider pics will come out

 

[Only-Blue-toffees]

Because they invented the Australian kiss....Down under lol

 

[Furey1878]

Loving the America vs Australia showdown going atm.

*starts 'Why is North Korea so ace?' thread

 

[johnnydawg68]

McBain.

I'll check back when I think of more things.