Why ex did it?

[Frang]

Bad shag?

I thought that, its not great 'being the first' … being the best is where its at..

 

[Boss_Blue]

I thought that, its not great 'being the first' … being the best is where its at..

What about being 'the last' before getting married?

 

[orly]

I thought that, its not great 'being the first' … being the best is where its at..

How would you know, at literally anything?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I thought that, its not great 'being the first' … being the best is where its at..

Proper Don Juan, you are lad.

 

[Frang]

Proper Don Juan, you are lad.

a what ?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

a what ?

google it

 

[Frang]

google it

canna be arsed

 

[COYBL25]

How would you know, at literally anything?

Just a wild guess.

Being the best at being a massive bellend ?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

canna be arsed

Thought as much.

 

[peteblue]

I'd defo ask a bunch of idiots on the internet for advice on a sensitive personal subject.

Mostly virgins to boot....

 

[peteblue]

I had my new leather jacket on so maybe she just got drunk from the scent of new leather

That’ll do it every time....

 

[peteblue]

Her husband was there too and we changed stares he clearly was wondering what she told me cause my face obviously was a bit like wow wtf

What did he say when you had your hand on her arse.....

 

[degsy]

This happened few months ago. I was at mates party and things were jolly. Everybody had good time. Saw me ex with whom I was together about 15 years ago. We both have our own families and things are good and peeps happy.
So night was going well and drinks were destroyed peeps dancing and then "our song" started to play. She suddenly came to me and said that I was her first. Was suprised like. Not only because of that but because she felt I needed to know. What do you make of this? Women...

Run mate, dont look back, just run.