The World Health Organisation does a survey every four years on alcohol consumption in different countries.
They do it by working out the percentage in alochol of each drink sold, how many are sold and how many people live in that country of drinking age (15+).
So by that process they work out that Moldova is the worlds drunkest country as it consumes more than 18 litres of pure alcohol for every person in the country every year.
In Russia and South Korea it's about 15 litres. In Ireland & Portugal about 14.5. Britian and France 13.5 (the french cheat by drinking mostly wine, mind). Germany 12, Spain 11 and most of europe is at about those levels.
But our colonial brethren are frankly wimps who mostly stagger home legless after their first pint.
South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, Canada and the USA all consume less than 10 litres a person per year. The USA drinks less alcohol per person then pretty much the entire developed world.
So why do the people of these colonies, of mostly good british and irish stock, become such utter pussies when a pint of beer is put infront of them?
Is it just because their beers taste rancid and awful so they can't bring themselves to drink them?
Anyone have any ideas?
They do it by working out the percentage in alochol of each drink sold, how many are sold and how many people live in that country of drinking age (15+).
So by that process they work out that Moldova is the worlds drunkest country as it consumes more than 18 litres of pure alcohol for every person in the country every year.
In Russia and South Korea it's about 15 litres. In Ireland & Portugal about 14.5. Britian and France 13.5 (the french cheat by drinking mostly wine, mind). Germany 12, Spain 11 and most of europe is at about those levels.
But our colonial brethren are frankly wimps who mostly stagger home legless after their first pint.
South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, Canada and the USA all consume less than 10 litres a person per year. The USA drinks less alcohol per person then pretty much the entire developed world.
So why do the people of these colonies, of mostly good british and irish stock, become such utter pussies when a pint of beer is put infront of them?
Is it just because their beers taste rancid and awful so they can't bring themselves to drink them?
Anyone have any ideas?