Who's the most boring person you've met

[blue61]

I'm working away in the far too over hilly town of Matlock this week. Tonight, in the local Wetherspoons, I must have listened to the most boring man on the planet. He took about half an hour to consider the benefits of a small mixed grill and which drink to have with it, so much so, that I expected to hear his wife snoring. Worst still, it was in a very dull, monotone voice that reminded me of Michael Palins ' The most boring man in the world' skit. He was even more boring than a man who told me everything he knew about fish tanks thirty years ago.
So GOT, apart from me, who's the most boring person you know/knew?

 

[BlueLlama]

He posts on here

 

[ijjysmith]

@Mikey_Fitzgerald

 

[toffeejack]

james milner

 

[ijjysmith]

I'm working away in the far too over hilly town of Matlock this week. Tonight, in the local Wetherspoons, I must have listened to the most boring man on the planet. He took about half an hour to consider the benefits of a small mixed grill and which drink to have with it, so much so, that I expected to hear his wife snoring. Worst still, it was in a very dull, monotone voice that reminded me of Michael Palins ' The most boring man in the world' skit. He was even more boring than a man who told me everything he knew about fish tanks thirty years ago.
So GOT, apart from me, who's the most boring person you know/knew?

Hang on. Matlock?

I know Matlock very very well.

 

[BlueLlama]

@Mikey_Fitzgerald

Boooooo!

Damon is way worse for one.

 

[ijjysmith]

Boooooo!

Damon is way worse for one.

I've only said it to hurt his feelings.

He's probably one of the least boring people I've met ever.

 

[BlueLlama]

@Mikey_Fitzgerald is lovely. How could you?

 

[Bungle]

The 2 men running the Speed Awareness course I recently had to do.

 

[Elong]

Staggered at Ijjy here, just wow.

 

[Little Ralphy]

Ffs mate, what drink did he have with it? Half a story.

 

[blue61]

Hang on. Matlock?

I know Matlock very very well.

I thought it was you.

 

[summerisle]

David Beckham doing the soliloquy from Hamlet.
Cue droning voice : ' To be or no to be - -

 

[ijjysmith]

I thought it was you.

But alas don't live anywhere near there anymore

 

[blue61]

Ffs mate, what drink did he have with it? Half a story.

A pint of creamflow John Smiths when there were 12 real ales available, the boring tit.