Who's running this ship and where is it going?

BlueSea · January 23, 2012

Everton FC is a shipwreck waiting to happen. Ultimately it's up to the crew to steer this ship to safety and then guide us into a bright future using all their skills and knowledge but our lads are shackled. The captain of this ship seems to have shackled them to their oars with only one thought process 'survival'; there are no dynamics, no freedom and there is only fear. But who is pulling the captains strings - 'the owners', they have a lot invested in this ship and they don't want a salvage job on their hands; it's not a pretty site trying to survive.

Release the shackles and remove the fear and the crew might just get us to a greater destination and have some fun on the way.

Snodin · January 23, 2012

Some Italian being linked to sail our ship

ijjysmith · January 23, 2012

BiggyRat · January 23, 2012

Bill told Police that he tripped into a taxi, which Elstone was already in, and that's why he wasn't there to help the supporters out of Goodison when we eventually go down to the Championship.

Reports of him chatting up a ginger lovely was "simply not true," he said, "I was in the owners box the whole time!"

bluejock · January 23, 2012

Davey's the captain of our ship, of our ship.
Davey's the captain of our ship, of our ship.
But the ship is a tanker, and Davey is a bus driver from Scotland
Davey's the captain of our ship, of our ship.

Blue 1 · January 23, 2012

Gyaarrrrrrr!!!

Waddy · January 23, 2012

Mvflusk · January 23, 2012

Top marks for commitment to the metaphor, username and all.

Chang Elephant · January 23, 2012

Jon Woods is the real power at Goodison these days. People at the club wait days just to hear him speak. The times when he speaks and moves are inspirational.

ToffeeBlueNose · January 23, 2012

I admit, its me sorry, its been me the whole time, i wont sell sorry.

Azza · January 23, 2012

Earl via Skype, every other Wednesday and the last Sunday of the month.

Tex · January 23, 2012

Sad to see which direction we are heading, if we get relegated then I want to see the comments and faces of the people who are so pro kenwright. (you all irritate the sh*t out of me by the way)

He does not want to sell like he says so lets see where this leads us ...........

ElmoFooty · January 23, 2012

Fears of relegation are overblown. We're much too close right now but once we get Jags and Distin back, we'll be able to hold off crap teams and finish around 12th.