Who's got my missing pound ?

[Moomin]

Do you bank with Natwest? Could be due to it issues

 

[Allezfan]

The missing quid is yours obviously.

 

[The Esk]

There's no missing pound:

Balance sheet:

Assets:

Top £97
Change £ 1

total £98

Liabilities

Mum £49
Dad £49

total £98

 

[Connor]

Where's the missing pound, Bill ?

 

[Raymondo077]

Where,s the missing pound Bill?

Ah ffs Conor.

 

[Kurt.]

There's no missing pound:

Balance sheet:

Assets:

Top £97
Change £ 3

total £100

Liabilities

Mum £49
Dad £49

total £98

+ 1 for me

total 99

 

[TX Bill]

Check the couch cushions.

 

[Groucho]

Check the couch cushions.

Behind the fridge. Always check there

 

[fozzy]

+ 1 for me

total 99

its not missing kurt its in your pocket! you made the pound!

 

[Kurt.]

LADS..I NEVER EVEN BOUGHT A TOP...I WAS JOKING...I NEEDED TO GET PETROL INSTEAD SO HAD TO SELL MY HOUSE

 

[Moomin]

Did you buy the big issue?

 

[Groucho]

Hang on - You have a £97 shirt and a £1 coin = £98. Parents each have lost £49 = £98

 

[AdamEFC]

Did you give it to one of them fella's in town who are dressed fully in white (like the KKK but without the pointy hats), who are supposed to be statues but instead stand there on their box waving to little kids offering them lollipops?

 

[Groucho]

Right, look, there is no missing pound, so can we all just agree to put it on the lottery?

Err.........