Who would you rather go on a Sky Sports ‘banter bender’ with?

[Jamiednm]

As a Sky Sports subscriber, you are automatically entered in to a prize draw where the winner gets to spend a Saturday daytime enjoying banter with a Sports-related TV ‘ledge’ (legend). As part of the prize package, you get a free £10 stake to use with Sky Bet and your first drink free.

So if you win, who would you most prefer to turn up on your doorstep at 8am on Saturday morning, broadcast live on Soccer AM?

If the winner doesn’t select an option, it automatically defaults to Jimmy Bullard, traipsing over your flowerbed in his skinny jeans and man bun, talking about ‘top binz’ and other such nonsense.

Please select an option and show your workings.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

One bucket of bleach, please barman.

 

[Davidoff]

Definitely Barry, the other insufferable try-hards can get right in the bin

 

[kev]

*rushes to cancel sky sports subscription

 

[The Legend of Southall]

What on earth is going on here. Not much of this makes any sense to me, since I'm not even a Sky (spits) subscriber anyway

Obviously the correct answer is Barry. He actually seems like quite a decent bloke

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I would choose Clinton Morrison and he isn't even on the list!

 

[Toast]

I’d rather eat my own pubes on a butty.

 

[tommye]

• Jimmy Bullard
• Jermaine Jenas
• Micah Richards
• Jamie Redknapp
• Paul Merson
• James Cordon
• Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff
• Barry from Eastenders

 

[Shevin Keedy]

I would also go for Toast's pubes butty.

If he does not mind of course.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Not much of a choice for the ladies.

 

[Jimishorts]

Let me have a think…

 

[Dddddd]

Barry is the only option over the other Bantersauruses

Corden last pick, followed by Flintoff

 

[Nymzee]

Trick question: Barry's dead

 

[WilliamPerry]

I’d rather do a private Pyle and blow my brains out

 

[The binman chronicles]

Natalie Sawyer. The version about 15 years ago if possible.