Who would win...

[alexishelmsley]

in a fight between Barton and Big Dunc?

Stupid question, but i see this as a legitimate reason to not mark yr 7 work...

 

[RFUS]

Barton would say he's a pacifist and refuse to fight.

Dunc would begin to leave.

Barton would then pounce with a feeble sucker punch.

Dunc would shrug it off, before pulling his heart out of his chest with his bare hands and eating it.

 

[davek]

Barton would say he's a pacifist and refuse to fight.

Dunc would begin to leave.

Barton would then pounce with a feeble sucker punch.

Dunc would shrug it off, before pulling his heart out of his chest with his bare hands and eating it.

....Barton would then go on twitter and tell everyome he'd "battered that nugget Ferguson all over the shop with one hand while reading Proust from the other"

#joeyhinterlektualprizefighterlid

 

[alexishelmsley]

Barton would say he's a pacifist and refuse to fight.

Dunc would begin to leave.

Barton would then pounce with a feeble sucker punch.

Dunc would shrug it off, before pulling his heart out of his chest with his bare hands and eating it.

haha. Dunc Wins. FATALITY!

and is #joeyhinterlektualprizefighterlid trending on twitter? if not... GET IT!

 

[Del]

Barton would get his brother to stick a pick axe in Duncs head, Or his cousin could stab him

 

[RFUS]

....Barton would then go on twitter and tell everyome he'd "battered that nugget Ferguson all over the shop with one hand while reading Proust from the other"

#joeyhinterlektualprizefighterlid

I meant 2 lose. Wanted to sho the kids that violence isn't the way forward.
Like a great man once said: "error 404: wikiquote.org cannot find this quotation"

 

[alexishelmsley]

Barton would get his brother to stick a pick axe in Duncs head, Or his cousin could stab him

I think my heart stopped reading that...

 

[Del]

I think my heart stopped reading that...

Are you still alive mate??

 

[alexishelmsley]

Are you still alive mate??

Only just - had a mini heart attack then! lol.

 

[Del]

Only just - had a mini heart attack then! lol.

*Stops dialling 999*

 

[alexishelmsley]

*Stops dialling 999*

And THAT *points* is why I love GOT!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Barton would just dazzle him with that fake tan then kick seven shades of **** out of Big Dunc crazy gang style.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I almost started this exact thread but between a honey badger and a lion.

 

[The T-Dex]

I almost started this exact thread but between a honey badger and a lion.

In that scenario, the honey badger, win or lose, would still not give a f***.

 

[alexishelmsley]

I almost started this exact thread but between a honey badger and a lion.

my money is on the honey badger... when in doubt, back the badger!