Who would win in a fight?

[Rook]

Worst. Fight. Ever. Well until Tyson and Holyfields rotten sticking corpses square off in another boxing match.

 

[toffeestillidie]

Beware of little blokes, Ronaldo's balls would be up his backside before he knew it

so is that where his balls have been hiding out all these years? i was starting to doubt their presence.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

I think it would start as a few slaps......an before we know it. They would be stuck up each other!!

Fags!!