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john jako

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Genuinely think I would batter Dwayne Johnson in a scrap. He thinks he’s hard being in all these B rated films. I’ve thought about this under the influence of a few Stella’s and came to the conclusion of;

I’d be to quick and nimble for him. Jab his little head off. If he managed to grip hold of me I would give him a wet Willy or have to much Vaseline I’d wiggle three. Fanny.

Who would you batter and give reasons why?
 

Genuinely think I would batter Dwayne Johnson in a scrap. He thinks he’s hard being in all these B rated films. I’ve thought about this under the influence of a few Stella’s and came to the conclusion of;

I’d be to quick and nimble for him. Jab his little head off. If he managed to grip hold of me I would give him a wet Willy or have to much Vaseline I’d wiggle three. Fanny.

Who would you batter and give reasons why?
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Genuinely think I would batter Dwayne Johnson in a scrap. He thinks he’s hard being in all these B rated films. I’ve thought about this under the influence of a few Stella’s and came to the conclusion of;

I’d be to quick and nimble for him. Jab his little head off. If he managed to grip hold of me I would give him a wet Willy or have to much Vaseline I’d wiggle three. Fanny.

Who would you batter and give reasons why?
 

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