Who wins?

DualityNSNO · August 17, 2023

Chewbacca said:
11

The Romans had conquered most of Britain but this small place called Newcastle couldn’t be taken. After months of hand to hand fighting there was just the King left. He moved to a cave and invited the Romans to attack him, saying “I’m all on my own”. They sent in 100 men, all were killed. Completely wiped out. The king of Newcastle shouted out to the Romans “you are cowards, send in your good lads, I’m all on my own”, and they did, 500 of the best Roman troops were sent in, all but one was killed. The survivor crawled back to his Commander who asked what had happened and the soldier said “ he’s a lying [Poor language removed], there’s two of them”……

Nah not true.

However they are mutants so have a slight advantage in this battle.

RAFUH · August 17, 2023

DualityNSNO said:
No Cheese on toast option though, an actual crime. A mod should know better.

True, although I'd go with Cheese on Northern Ireland since they've been totally left out.

DualityNSNO · August 17, 2023

RAFUH said:
True, although I'd go with Cheese on Northern Ireland since they've been totally left out.

So have ROI.

Bit discriminatory really, not very mod-like behaviour.

peteblue · August 17, 2023

No 1, there’s too many of them. I’ll grant you many are chinless wonders, but overwhelming numbers would win the day unfortunately……..

RAFUH · August 17, 2023

DualityNSNO said:
So have ROI.

It says a UK rumble.

DualityNSNO · August 17, 2023

RAFUH said:
It says a UK rumble.

Can't read mate never learned I'm foreign you see x

ClausThomsen · August 17, 2023

LocalNative said:
No way the fake Scots in Edinburgh beat the Glaswegians

Typo - rectified further down the thread

ClausThomsen said:
FFS - I meant 13 wins that.

Diogenes the Cynic · August 17, 2023

roydo said:
Fair dos.

I am actually in 4. Bristol and Clapton would seduce any invaders anyrate. @Diogenes the Cynic

The original tweet has been deleted but I nonetheless agree with you wholeheartedly.

The mild mild west always has my vote.

Gwladys St. Glory · August 18, 2023

ClausThomsen said:
It comes down to 12 & 13 and I think 12 wins that.

Their common advantage is a strong uniting anti-English sentiment whereas the rest of the numbered sections would be torn apart by infighting.

While I agree on the infighting thing, the Scots couldn't even vote for their independence, after centuries of abuse; the tits...bunch of scared lil' mama's boys.