Which power would you rather possess: invisibility or hyperfluency?

[verreauxi]

We need more useless threads in these dark times. So I have question for you all.

You can be one of the following, but not both. Please read below and then select your answer in the poll. And if you want to elaborate as to why you chose what you did, feel free.

Invisibility: Going forward for the rest of your life, at the snap of your finger you (and what you are wearing) will be instantly invisible for as long as you want, and at the snap of you finger, you can reappear. So basically your power is you can turn on/off invisibility at the snap of your finger.

OR

Hyperfluent: Going forward for the rest of your life, you will be fluent in every single language on the planet that currently exists. Every language will come to you as naturally as your native tongue. So if you are traveling in Slovenia, or Laos, or New Guinea...well that's not a problem, you will be fluent there, and everywhere.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The language of love. Finally.

 

[verreauxi]

The language of love. Finally.

I command you to vote in my poll. Gracias.

 

[summerisle]

We need more useless threads in these dark times. So I have question for you all.

You can be one of the following, but not both. Please read below and then select your answer in the poll. And if you want to elaborate as to why you chose what you did, feel free.

Invisibility: Going forward for the rest of your life, at the snap of your finger you (and what you are wearing) will be instantly invisible for as long as you want, and at the snap of you finger, you can reappear. So basically your power is you can turn on/off invisibility at the snap of your finger.

OR

Hyperfluent: Going forward for the rest of your life, you will be fluent in every single language on the planet that currently exists. Every language will come to you as naturally as your native tongue. So if you are traveling in Slovenia, or Laos, or New Guinea...well that's not a problem, you will be fluent there, and everywhere.

Does this mean I fan say back on the grass in every language ?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hyperfluent

 

[coollino]

I'm English so luckily I already have the 2nd power

 

[verreauxi]

Does this mean I fan say back on the grass in every language ?

Yep, you can speak every language, or you can sit on the grass invisible and no one will see you.

 

[verreauxi]

I'm English so luckily I already have the 2nd power

You just adjust the volume to a louder level for all them ferners.

 

[LostLegend]

Invisibility would probably turn me into some sort of hyper-anti-hero.
I’d spend my days sat in government offices with a camera recording everything that gets said behind closed doors and publishing it online for all to see.

That’s because I’m in my 40’s and extremely jaded with the world and its leaders.

If you’d have asked me 20 years ago, I’d probably just become a full time pervert

 

[LostLegend]

On that note, maybe being Hyperfluent would be a better choice

 

[Kurt.]

Would this hyperfluency work in Wales ? Asking for a dear friend

@Joey66

 

[summerisle]

Invisibility would probably turn me into some sort of hyper-anti-hero.
I’d spend my days sat in government offices with a camera recording everything that gets said behind closed doors and publishing it online for all to see.

That’s because I’m in my 40’s and extremely jaded with the world and its leaders.

If you’d have asked me 20 years ago, I’d probably just become a full time pervert

if I was invisible I'd just make the RS would never ever score a goal again. Whereas I'd make sure Everton would win the quadruple every year.

 

[Sharpattack]

I’m sorry but being able to be invisible throws up so many opportunities to see naked women that it’s not a choice

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Teleportation for me please.

 

[verreauxi]

Vote in the poll you chumps...hahaha