Which director earns £350,000 pa

[Bruce Wayne]

I've met Elstone.
I'd say Bruce is the more handsome of the two.

Hard for anyone to look handsome in the company of Mick though isn't it?

 

[Woolly Blue]

Hard for anyone to look handsome in the company of Mick though isn't it?

Which makes it all the more impressive ! Being the second most handsome bloke in the pub behind mick is no mean feat.

Anyway, we're wandering off-topic, whatever the topic was.

Oh yeah, to sum up. The Guardian said Elstone was on 604k. I infracted them so they changed it to 350k, which we knew already, well, we kind of know it by elimination of the official directors not being employees where Elstone, who's ( possibly) a shadow director is.

I'm Kenwright ( Jenny sends her love @Dario Terracotta ) and you could get work as an Elstone lookalike, though whether you'd convince his missus is debatable. The cyclists muscles might give you away.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

 

[Steve Wigan]

Bruce is a ringer for RE, he could gain entry at any Premiership ground by turning up with an Everton tie.

Lets send him round the country buying a few players then......'I'm Bob Elstone.....we'll have your front two for £15 million...send the invoice to Bill.......'