Which cheese best describes each Everton player?

[andrewkgsmith]

They're clearly all blue cheese.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Yak's milk cheese. Strong but often left on the shelf.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

cheddar.... pip, cos it always gets picked.

dairylea triangle.... fellaini, cos you could could swap for anything.

Gran Padano... johnny H, cos it's rock hard.

kraft slice... saha, always wrapped up

 

[somuchfun]

Which cheeses best describe our two new signings?

 

[Frank Drebin]

Steve Round - cottaging cheese Anichebe - parmesan (stinks) Sigh, they were lazy attempts.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Fellaini - halloumi, not sure why. Anichebe again, I camenbert him. And wine, Saha is like a bottle of champagne you've kept safe but aren't sure if it will fizz when you release the cork. Hibbert is a bottle of faustino VII, happy to sit on the shelf to be poured in a variety of situations. Barkley is an exciting new bottle of beaujolais nouveau, needs to be drunk immediately and usually not kept for more than a year.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Philadelphia Victor..... soft as shoite.

 

[Blue 1]

Saha - Vacherin Mont D'Or.

Absolute quality but only available for half the year.