where's the clayhead preview?

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

come on chico! Get on with it. Thugs (on and off the pitch), pottery, the land that time forgot, saying 'duck' every five minutes, and vast mortality and morbidity rates due to a staple diet of oatcakes. Oh, and Pulis is a bulb. I've set the bar low here. Not gonna take an effort of imagination to better this....

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

Stoke. It's like Coventry, but with soot.

Or 'suit' as they'd pronounce it round here.

 

[toffeeben15]

Haha im from stoke but an everton fan . They thing there the bees knees because they are loud does my tree in . Hope we destroy them so i can take the piss out of them since theyve being on my back since we lost against them at home

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

Haha im from stoke but an everton fan . They thing there the bees knees because they are loud does my tree in . Hope we destroy them so i can take the piss out of them since theyve being on my back since we lost against them at home

Yes - it's incredible the confusion it seems to cause.

'...but we're the loudest fans in the country, shug. '

'That doesn't make your team any good.'

'It's official though duck'.

'So is the bit about your team not being very good. Look at the league table.'

To be honest, other than Ricardo Fuller they don't bother me that much. My daughter is another matter as nearly all her mates are Stoke fans.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Yes - it's incredible the confusion it seems to cause.

'...but we're the loudest fans in the country, shug. '

'That doesn't make your team any good.'

'It's official though duck'.

'So is the bit about your team not being very good. Look at the league table.'

To be honest, other than Ricardo Fuller they don't bother me that much. My daughter is another matter as nearly all her mates are Stoke fans.

What's yer beef with Fuller? Just interested, like.

If we beat them, I'm gonna treat myself to a Wrights pie.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Haha im from stoke but an everton fan . They thing there the bees knees because they are loud does my tree in . Hope we destroy them so i can take the piss out of them since theyve being on my back since we lost against them at home

I've possibly clocked you (or another Evertonian) wandering around Hanley-duck on a Saturday arvo - do you ever wear an Everton home kit out and about? I always think "he's brave" given some of the crackheads the Potters and Vale have always ready for a fight...

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

What's yer beef with Fuller? Just interested, like.

If we beat them, I'm gonna treat myself to a Wrights pie.

He's just always struck me as the sort of snide player who will rake his studs down you leg when the ref's not looking, then roll around like he's been hit by a sniper when you nick the ball off his toe. It's not just him tbf, most teams have one, I just can't be doing with it.

 

[toffeeben15]

I've possibly clocked you (or another Evertonian) wandering around Hanley-duck on a Saturday arvo - do you ever wear an Everton home kit out and about? I always think "he's brave" given some of the crackheads the Potters and Vale have always ready for a fight...

Nahh it aint me im only 15

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Nahh it aint me im only 15

Jesus lad, don't go broadcasting that around on here. If you start getting unwanted attention from bluejock, frank Drebin, or a fella called Nik you tell a moderator straight away. You hear me?

 

[toffeeben15]

Yeah im guessing there kiddy fiddlers

 

[bluejock]

Jesus lad, don't go broadcasting that around on here. If you start getting unwanted attention from bluejock, frank Drebin, or a fella called Nik you tell a moderator straight away. You hear me?

Woah woah woah woah. WOAH.

Actually yeah, fair one.

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

 

[chicoazul]

Pah missed the Southall photo.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Oatcakes are pancakes for povs.

that should bring StokesFullerGoals back for his his bi-annual visit.

There was 1 on hols years ago and he kept saying " dawent fukc with a stuu-kay" "duck"


pass through on the way to Alton Towers and thats it, in fact I wish Port Vale would come up instead, I haven't been to Burslam.

 

[toffeeben15]

Ay dont dis oatcakes stokes best thing . As a stokie i dispise stoke and would choose vale all the time . Burslems a **** ole by the way . Dont pass through there its muslim central