Where's the Aston Villa preview?!

[Matt Damon]

It's 2012 lid.

That too.

something something.... slow talking.... something something.

Never a truer word spoken on Grandoldteam.com.

Except maybe mine.

 

[chicoazul]

If all else fails, throw in a vague rip about it being in the 1970s where the opposition comes from.

 

[Matt Damon]

If all else fails, throw in a vague rip about it being in the 1970s where the opposition comes from.

If all else fails rip the opposition's accent with some vague references to them being melts.

 

[chicoazul]

Pah, you're all onto me.

 

[Matt Damon]

Pah, you're all onto me.

I <3 the Azul x


If all else fails rip the opposition's dress sense. Makes them dead para.

 

[Philw]

That's a good start, Brum is the City of gray, and certain Villa players are as thick as mixed cement. And they currently play some of the most boring footy in the league. Thieving an existence.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9003354/Birmingham-is-top-place-to-go-in-2012.html

Just sayin like. Went to Uni in Brum. Like it a lot. Couldn't give two ***** about Villa, just want a half-decent performnce. Points are a bonus at this stage...

 

[Matt Damon]

The other good one azul, if in doubt is to imply that you where busy last night having sexual relations with their Ma.

I find that also works.

 

[Matt Damon]

* Ma, girlfriends, birds - delete as appropriate