Where's the Aston Villa preview?!

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I'll do it for you Chico:

Everton are proper sh*t

Villa are also quite sh*t, but not as sh*t as Everton who are extremely sh*t.

We have no chance of winning.

[Poor language removed] off Saha.

[Poor language removed] off Neville.

[Poor language removed] off Bily.

[Poor language removed] OFF EVERTON.

This is a full scale meltdown.
 
I'll do it for you Chico:

Everton are proper sh*t

Villa are also quite sh*t, but not as sh*t as Everton who are extremely sh*t.

We have no chance of winning.

[Poor language removed] off Saha.

[Poor language removed] off Neville.

[Poor language removed] off Bily.

[Poor language removed] OFF EVERTON.

This is a full scale meltdown.

touche
 
I have the inspiration of concrete right now.

That's a good start, Brum is the City of gray, and certain Villa players are as thick as mixed cement. And they currently play some of the most boring footy in the league. Thieving an existence.
 
Dude, he is talking about your rusty star. Get him on the trombone and the two of you get cooking. It'll fix tonights woes at least.
 

villa are followed by mouthbreathers and managed by the second most dour Scot on this fair isle (guess who #1 is?). It'll be a game of hoof and clog probably resulting in a nil nil bore draw. Which I'll take over losing to those claret clad goons and their subhuman fans. Done.
 
We'll somehow manage to batter them and get one goal, then they'll fluke one, probably off Baines' arse or something equally absurd.
 

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