Where's the ArtetaMoney... Here he is!!! *Hangs head in shame*

[ArtetaMoney]

IYA!

Where about are you from?: Walton

How did you find these forums?: Started following on Twitter

How did you become an Evertonian?: Lived in Bootle, started playing and watching footy properly when I was about 10. Goodison was my closest ground, supported Everton as it was my local team. All my family are reds, even all my cousins I'm the only blue out of about 40 of us. Therefore i'm the only sound one.

Your all-time favourite Everton player?: Tim Cahill, loved his passion and he always scored against the redshite.

Your current favourite player?: Baines, love the little legend. James McCarthy and Seamus Coleman are boss as well!

I'm an optimistic blue, there's a few of us about. I've got a season ticket in the Lower Bullens so I'm a Bullens bellend. Hoping to get to as many away games as I can this season including Europe, work dependant.

Erm... What else, my favourite crisp are Pickled onion monster munch, love long walks down the Leeds Liverpool Canal, can't beat the sight of a rusty shopping trolley sticking out of some dirty water.

Peace

 

[ijjysmith]

Welcome to the forum.

Do you hate pineapple on pizza?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Cheers,

Yes I hate it on pizza, Pineapple should only be used for Pinacolladas (Speling izn't myy stronnng poynt) Apparently it makes your jizz taste of it if you eat enough though, so maybe I should start eating it more, can you get a solely pineapple pizza?

Can anyone confirm that if you eat enough pineapple your man milk will taste of it? Asking for a friend.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

PenisCollada

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Cheers,

Yes I hate it on pizza, Pineapple should only be used for Pinacolladas (Speling izn't myy stronnng poynt) Apparently it makes your jizz taste of it if you eat enough though, so maybe I should start eating it more, can you get a solely pineapple pizza?

Can anyone confirm that if you eat enough pineapple your man milk will taste of it? Asking for a friend.

@Alan Pardew for answers on that one.

 

[ste d' indica]

Cheers,

Yes I hate it on pizza, Pineapple should only be used for Pinacolladas (Speling izn't myy stronnng poynt) Apparently it makes your jizz taste of it if you eat enough though, so maybe I should start eating it more, can you get a solely pineapple pizza?

Can anyone confirm that if you eat enough pineapple your man milk will taste of it? Asking for a friend.

There'll be plenty on here that can confirm/deny that for you mate, it's like Studio 54 half the time. Welcome.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Welcome mate.

Couldn't bear having a fully red family, bad enough with just my mum's side being red fools.
Stick around and post often.

I had an uncle that lived in Walton for a while, Walton Nick that is. Family told the kids he was working away in Germany.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Welcome mate

 

[bluemangroup]

Cheerful. Almost too cheerful.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Disappointed here. Thought you were the @ArtetaMonkey.

 

[Pat's Van]

try it with pineapple and grapefruit as well and you can make your spaff like Lilt

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Thanks for the welcomes, nice story about Walton nick I don't live too far from there, I sometimes tag myself as being there on Facebook cos I'm a full on amazing comedian... Megalolz

Thanks for the grapefruit idea, I had a can of lilt a couple of weeks ago when I was in SkegVegas, or was it a can of pineappley grapefruity jizz? Who knows! It was nice tho, very refreshing.