When someone gets killed...

[Furey1878]

Then they should also say "oh well at least she wasn't a looker"

'I suppose, being the underwhelmingly unattractive piece of meat she was, her death saved her from a lifetime of loneliness and unhappiness. It saves more oxygen for the more attractive and superior, really...'

 

[malfosse]

'I suppose, being the underwhelmingly unattractive piece of meat he was, his death saved him from a lifetime of loneliness and unhappiness. It saves more oxygen for the more attractive and superior, really...'

Sadly that will be my epitaph.