When I woke up I was tied to the bed naked lying on......

[BLUENOWZ1878]

The floor was a dead blonde also naked...........



Next line then pass it on........

 

[Azzurri]

I'll do the next line when I've finished reporting you to the police mate.

 

[summerisle]

I never liked that Yorkshire Terrier

 

[tonyhorne]

She was dead blonde too. Not a black root in sight.......

 

[ToffeeDoug]

So how did you break free?

 

[BlueLlama]

Who was it that posted basically this as a true story? Asking us lot what to do next?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The floor was a dead blonde also naked...........

I quickly realised it was Robbie Savage.......

 

[summerisle]

 

[Bungle]

Who was it that posted basically this as a true story? Asking us lot what to do next?

@Deco I have a vague memory of something to do with a curtain pole knocking out a bird he was shagging or something?

Edit: This?

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/seriously-need-help-here.55873/

 

[BlueLlama]

@Deco I have a vague memory of something to do with a curtain pole knocking out a bird he was shagging or something?

Ha ha yes. Beautiful that instead of calling 999 he posted on GOT

 

[peteblue]

Ha ha yes. Beautiful that instead of calling 999 he posted on GOT

It was the obvious thing to do..........

 

[tim gabbott]

But before he could post on got....

 

[canuckblue]

Someone's mar has to come into it sooner or later. I mean, this is GOT, right?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

But before he could post on got....

He wondered what necrophilia would be like.....................

 

[tim gabbott]

I'll offa my mar for it