When I was a kid I....

[Jamo Martinez]

imagined that, when you farted, brown bubbles came out your arse.

 

[sageyefc]

Strange child you lad

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I was happy!

 

[Elong]

I was happy!

This, not a care in the world. 1996, when I was 11, was the best year of my life, boss summer too.

 

[blue61]

We could lose our award with this thread.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

won many track meets...

 

[Millea]

Was dead boss at chess.

 

[sageyefc]

Still not one yewtree joke, standards are slipping lately

 

[moyeslovechild]

Assumed girls pissed out their arses Before i knew what a vagina was

blissful 15 years of life that was

 

[sageyefc]

Called prawn crackers from the chinese, condoms


And when reading biff kip and floppy books would shout out [Poor language removed] off instead of saying floppy

 

[Boss_Blue]

...had a totally uneventful life and have no suppressed memories relating to 'Uncle Barry' at all

 

[Sapie88]

Never wanted to grow up.

 

[RAFUH]

Never wanted to grow up.

Still holding out, aren't ya

 

[Sapie88]

Still holding out, aren't ya

In mind only, at least me mum still cuts me butties in to triangles.

 

[Kurt.]

Was younger.