When did you start farting in the company of your other half?

[Paris]

I imagine for some of you that this wouldn't be an issue and you'd just let rip straight away but for others you'd probably wait until you went to the lavatory before squeaking one out.

 

[Nymzee]

Ban.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Honestly we’ve been together 13 years and I still avoid it where possible. Ghastly behaviour.

 

[Prevenger17]

The very first time we made farty love

 

[tommye]

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Fanny farts or bum farts?

 

[Bungle]

I paid £40 for her to fart in my mouth, it's how we met, haven't looked back since.

 

[Paris]

You have to say that's a magnificent knee slide.

 

[tommye]

You have to say that's a magnificent knee slide.

Only the best for you Princess ? ?

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Honestly we’ve been together 13 years and I still avoid it where possible. Ghastly behaviour.

Almost 18 here and those bodily functions are the only things we’ve kept away from each other. We spend a lot of time apart in the house, though, so we’re not like holding things in for hours.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Almost 18 here and those bodily functions are the only things we’ve kept away from each other. We spend a lot of time apart in the house, though, so we’re not like holding things in for hours.

Yeah, I go through Glade plug-ins like the clappers at my office.

 

[fandjango]

A gentleman never does …. So I did every day from day one !

 

[anton66]

I paid £40 for her to fart in my mouth, it's how we met, haven't looked back since.

Any splatter?

 

[Bungle]

Any splatter?

Fairly sure I haven't always had these freckles...

 

[lancs blue]

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