What's your....

[ComradeSergei]

Biggest/Worst fear? Mine has to be being incarcerated. I still have vivid memories of this one scene from ''American History X'' where the lead character gets gang raped in the shower by a bunch of 'ard lads. Sobering mate, real sobering that scene. But the most frustating thing about me fear is that it has turned me into somewhat of a timid fella. I avoid altercations at all cost,not because I can't defend meself or anything, but out fear of spending the night in the slammer for affray/assault and getting ''violated'' by some knuckle dragging yob with an uncontrollable sexual urge. I would dread the day, God forbid, some chav tried to snatch me girlfriend's purse in me presence. I'd probably react instictively (forgeting all about me fear) and end up kicking his face in. Anyway, do have any fears that have altered your character in someway or affected certain aspects your life?

 

[bluejock]

Hi LeBlaqCoq/OldSchool/OtherUsernameI'veForgotten x

 

[ijjysmith]

Sergei.

You, yes you, are my biggest and worst fear.

 

[orchard]

LeBlaqCoq's next incarnation

Edit: Doh, beaten to it, haha

 

[Deloodid]

Mine is bats, i fell down a well when i was a kid.

 

[chicoazul]

Lid, you're ace.

 

[Cena]

I think Old School was my favourite

 

[Username]

I'm scared of lots of things.

I'm terrified of getting stabbed, i'm all for a good straightner to sort things out and have had many altercations, but if somebody ever went for me with a knife then i'd flap it, if i managed to get the knife off the attacker i'd kill them there and then like i just hate blades.

Getting raped is a fear i share with you OP, I forced a poo out once and it was solid and hurt my bumhole and continued to be sore for a day, an ex of mine once put her finger in me bum when she was sucking and i didn't like it.

Wasps because they're bastards and i'm allergic to them.

Accidently knocking up a bird, i'd kick her down a set of stairs, maybe the esculators in moorfields for added success rate/hilarity.

Having severe scars to the face.

Women scare me because they're extremely complex beings and i often offend them unintentially, i don't know what i'd so if i got attacked by a group of women, me mate Phil from Wales got battered by a group of birds and one of them stilleto'd him in the face and left a deep scar, it sounded quite hilarious.

 

[bluejock]

I think Old School was my favourite

LBC for me. His "This forum benefits from having educated posters like meself" was sensational.

 

[tommye]

LBC for me. His "This forum benefits from having educated posters like meself" was sensational.

have to agree. One of this fine forums finest posts. What a guy.

 

[keverton]

Flying

 

[Titus Bramble]

Yer ma sittin' on me face in case she suffocates me lad.

 

[RFUS]

Dying.

 

[Del]

Dying.

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[Deleted member 28206]

Fox meeting me and laughing at me