What's the worst smell in the world?

[larrygobfiend]

I can't decide between bin juice or Rhyl.

 

[Pat's Van]

bad breath

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

your mum.

 

[larrygobfiend]

your mum.

My Mum's dead....
































...smelly

 

[COYBL25]

A stinky fangita is deffo amongst the worst smells in the world !

 

[DanEFC92]

Toilets at Leeds Festival.

 

[blue4eva77]

In stages for me

12-15 years old (smeg)
15 years + until i left home at 20 (using the toilet after my mum)
23 years old (At a party, realizing drunk mate is missing, opening the bathroom door, schiedt everywhere)

 

[peteblue]

Anfield........

 

[Boss_Blue]

My son's dirty nappies.

Satan has infested his intestines.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

My Mrs has some particularly bad flatulance after eating soya products. I consider that one of the worst smells in the world.

 

[Phillage]

Protein Shaker when it hasn't been washed for days

 

[verreauxi]

So this one time a homeless man ate one of those cheeseburgers in a can, and then he sh_t it out, roughly whole, into a cat litter box. It rolled around in there and became coated with cat turds and cat litter, kinda like the way you would roll caramel in crushed pecans. Then the whole thing was covered in greasy pubic hair collected from the shower drain from a local women's prison and it was then smeared on a soiled adult-nappie, and lightly singed with a cigarette lighter and misted with raccoon urine from an atomizer that was recovered from a medical waste bin. The entire diaper was then left in the front seat of my Honda in 33C weather with the windows rolled up for 6 days.

It was probably that.

 

[larrygobfiend]

So this one time a homeless man ate one of those cheeseburgers in a can, and then he sh_t it out, roughly whole, into a cat litter box. It rolled around in there and became coated with cat turds and cat litter, kinda like the way you would roll caramel in crushed pecans. Then the whole thing was covered in greasy pubic hair collected from the shower drain from a local women's prison and it was then smeared on a soiled adult-nappie, and lightly singed with a cigarette lighter and misted with raccoon urine from an atomizer that was recovered from a medical waste bin. The entire diaper was then left in the front seat of my Honda in 33C weather with the windows rolled up for 6 days.

It was probably that.

That sure beats an unwashed bellend, mate.

 

[SerenityNigh]

So this one time a homeless man ate one of those cheeseburgers in a can, and then he sh_t it out, roughly whole, into a cat litter box. It rolled around in there and became coated with cat turds and cat litter, kinda like the way you would roll caramel in crushed pecans. Then the whole thing was covered in greasy pubic hair collected from the shower drain from a local women's prison and it was then smeared on a soiled adult-nappie, and lightly singed with a cigarette lighter and misted with raccoon urine from an atomizer that was recovered from a medical waste bin. The entire diaper was then left in the front seat of my Honda in 33C weather with the windows rolled up for 6 days.

It was probably that.

That's some kind of [Poor language removed]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The lav when I've been in.