What's the first thing I do when..

[blue61]

... I check into a Travelodge room?
First correct answer gets to ask the next 'what's the first' question.
Yes I'm bored

 

[COYBL25]

... I check into a Travelodge room?
First correct answer gets to ask the next 'what's the first' question.
Yes I'm bored

Phone a brass

 

[blue61]

Phone a brass

No, but the first answer hints to a promising thread.

 

[Toast]

Flick through the telly and look for the 10 minute freeview ?

 

[ijjysmith]

Go to the nearest mini mart at a petrol station and buy 12 bottles of windscreen
washer fluid?

But walk in and shout ‘HANDS UP GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL’

 

[blue61]

Flick through the telly and look for the 10 minute freeview ?

No

 

[JLW]

Christen the throne?

 

[blue61]

Go to the nearest mini mart at a petrol station and buy 12 bottles of windscreen
washer fluid?

But walk in and shout ‘HANDS UP GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL’

Close not even

 

[blue61]

Christen the throne?

No

 

[ijjysmith]

Close not even

Adjust the tele so you can see it through the mirror in the bathroom?

 

[ilikecheese]

Ask yourself why you've checked into shitehole hotel instead of a nicer one?

 

[blue61]

Adjust the tele so you can see it through the mirror in the bathroom?

No, but much closer than your last guess.

 

[blue61]

Ask yourself why you've checked into shitehole hotel instead of a nicer one?

Because my employer doesn't care, not my choice.

 

[PhilM]

Flick through the telly and look for the 10 minute freeview ?

 

[ijjysmith]

No, but much closer than your last guess.

Search for ‘Bangkok Chickboys’ on the PPV channels?