steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
Mine is this.
Me and a few of me mates were having a drink down the docks one night and got talking to a few girls, most of them were sound.
One of them was proper up her own arse, an orange fascist with the brow and a fat arse to go with it.
Anyway we wen't for a dance/distraction with them and she came with us, as we were dancing one of the lads(a reknowned tom titter) crept the bog, curled one out and placed it neatly wrapped in her handbag.
Once he'd finished we made our excuses and left.
Me and a few of me mates were having a drink down the docks one night and got talking to a few girls, most of them were sound.
One of them was proper up her own arse, an orange fascist with the brow and a fat arse to go with it.
Anyway we wen't for a dance/distraction with them and she came with us, as we were dancing one of the lads(a reknowned tom titter) crept the bog, curled one out and placed it neatly wrapped in her handbag.
Once he'd finished we made our excuses and left.