What's the best prank you've ever done/been involved with involving a turd?

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steken1

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Mine is this.

Me and a few of me mates were having a drink down the docks one night and got talking to a few girls, most of them were sound.

One of them was proper up her own arse, an orange fascist with the brow and a fat arse to go with it.

Anyway we wen't for a dance/distraction with them and she came with us, as we were dancing one of the lads(a reknowned tom titter) crept the bog, curled one out and placed it neatly wrapped in her handbag.

Once he'd finished we made our excuses and left.
 

the old poo butter trick is great. Stick a tub of butter in the Microwave, pour it out into a bowl for later. Now, take a poo and put it in the empty tub, then pour the liquid butter over and leave it in the fridge to harden. Time will go by and people will be spreading there toast with your butter, only to one day find a little surprise.
 
when much younger my friends and I took great delight in pooing in sheets of newspaper, wrapping them up, place on random doorstep then set fire to them and knock on said door. Oh how we laughed when people in house opened the door to find a blazing inferno on their doorsteps which they would then stamp on in an effort to put out the flames. Jolly fun times.
 
the old poo butter trick is great. Stick a tub of butter in the Microwave, pour it out into a bowl for later. Now, take a poo and put it in the empty tub, then pour the liquid butter over and leave it in the fridge to harden. Time will go by and people will be spreading there toast with your butter, only to one day find a little surprise.

Joking aside, someone could get really ill with that.
 
one we used to do on the ship, wait until we had been at sea for a fortnight or bit longer. then walk around the ship with a McDonalds bag. someone would ask "where did you get the McD's?" we would reply the aircrew got it for the flight lads. oh that used to get some people VERY wound up.
 

A poo related thread and im on holiday !!! U fookers planned this dint ya !!!!!
 
when much younger my friends and I took great delight in pooing in sheets of newspaper, wrapping them up, place on random doorstep then set fire to them and knock on said door. Oh how we laughed when people in house opened the door to find a blazing inferno on their doorsteps which they would then stamp on in an effort to put out the flames. Jolly fun times.

Old school. Like it
 

I've always thought that you could poo in someone's Guinness and they wouldn't notice til halfway through, depending on size of log

that's why I don't drink the stuff
 
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