What's a feeling you can't beat ?

[Azzurri]

Waking up at about 3 in the morning and realising it's not morning yet when you look at the clock.

The feeling of a nice sh-t gliding out your arse after needing one all day.

The feeling when you properly nail an opposition player and he visibly sh-tes himself.

The feeling when you've finished everything for Christmas and you know you can just enjoy it.

The feeling when you're off your tits and a boss song comes on.

I don't know which of these beat which, but they're all sound.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Waking up at about 3 in the morning and realising it's not morning yet when you look at the clock.

The feeling of a nice sh-t gliding out your arse after needing one all day.

The feeling when you're off your tits and a boss song comes on.

Hahaha yes.

Love those three.

Although number two (HEHEHEHE!) I can't really relate to too much; whenever I need a dump I just pop my mobile in my pocket at work and head to the bog.

 

[FTY]

Being sucked off as well.

 

[This Is How It Feels]

Ass job.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

running an Alum Stone over your freshly shaved bonce after shaving it with a nice new blade.