What'll come first?

HuddersfieldToffee · August 25, 2014

ISIS lids killing us all, Ebola killing us all or Everton winning the title?

Seriously though - with the Syrian Civil War and Operation Dawn failing and Ebola in the UK and the [Poor language removed] Russians - why is everything terrible at the moment?

Woolly Blue · August 25, 2014

Not enough cheese on toast in the world mate.
That and getting people to sit together nattering over a cup of tea would sort most things out.

Groucho · August 25, 2014

Woolly Blue said:
Not enough cheese on toast in the world mate.
That and getting people to sit together nattering over a cup of tea would sort most things out.

There'll never be peace in the Middle East while they don't eat bacon butties there.

Bacon butties make everything ok.

Philw · August 25, 2014

What? There's Ebola in the UK?

Groucho · August 25, 2014

Philw said:
What? There's Ebola in the UK?

Nah, it was a really really bad cold, like man flu.

ilikecheese · August 25, 2014

Groucho said:
Nah, it was a really really bad cold, like man flu.

Philw · August 25, 2014

Groucho said:
Nah, it was a really really bad cold, like man flu.

Don't be silly, everyone knows Man Flu is worse than Ebola and that bad aids put together.

Elong · August 25, 2014

The chicken.

ilikecheese · August 25, 2014

Elong said:
The chicken.

Don't be silly mate the chicken came out of the egg.

Groucho · August 25, 2014

Everton, pasties, etc...

L4Everton · August 25, 2014

To continue the theme earlier from the cross dressing thread, most definitely me.

Elong · August 25, 2014

ilikecheese said:
Don't be silly mate the chicken came out of the egg.

The chicken was born a dinosaur, but quickly adapted to it's surroundings and became a chicken. Has Karl Pilkington taught you nothing?

chrissyjack · August 25, 2014

Woolly Blue said:
Not enough cheese on toast in the world mate.
That and getting people to sit together nattering over a cup of tea would sort most things out.

But they might start arguing about what biscuits to have

degsy · August 25, 2014

HuddersfieldToffee said:
ISIS lids killing us all, Ebola killing us all or Everton winning the title?

Seriously though - with the Syrian Civil War and Operation Dawn failing and Ebola in the UK and the [Poor language removed] Russians - why is everything terrible at the moment?

you forgot to add that the sky was falling... have a word with yourself ya wimp

Tramps_mate · August 25, 2014

HuddersfieldToffee said:
ISIS lids killing us all, Ebola killing us all or Everton winning the title?

Seriously though - with the Syrian Civil War and Operation Dawn failing and Ebola in the UK and the [Poor language removed] Russians - why is everything terrible at the moment?

I think the illuminate plan is going well so far!

Let the Arabs destroy themselves then march in for the oil. Have a reason to destroy Russia and march in for the oil. Use a deadly disease to wipe out 4/5 of the worlds population and march in for the resources and oil.. How else will they get the population down to 1.5 billion world wide...