What you think of when you are pissed ?

[summerisle]

I almost expect a round of applause when I go for a wee, and don't knock any tables going to, and coming back from the bog.

Also, she's looking at me, really, nah.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Say it....

 

[goldfinchmule]

Definitely staying out till last orders, i will be fine for work in the morning.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Have I got one last beer left
Have I got one last beer left
Do I need a chaser with it
I'm gonna be buggered if there's nothing left at all
Is there a last small glass of red left at a push
How much have you drank this evening
What day is it, what's on in the morning
I've had my last beer, am I warming up that half a madras
I'd like a final beer with this half a madras
This garlic bread means I don't have to bother with rice
Gotta brush my teeth twice here
And a good glass of water, wake up with a face full of madras drool yet

happy days

 

[PKwalnuts]

Don't be sick
Don't be sick
Don't be sick
Don't be sick
Don't be sick
Don't be sick

Bluurrggghhhhhaaa

 

[Littlesue]

I've never been pissed so wouldn't know lol

 

[blulouie]

What does brewers droop mean

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

How many more can I afford, what will I cut out to pay for the next one, how many more can I have before closing time?

Economics gives way to metaphysics.

I only really tie one on monthly, most of the time I am a happy at my limit kind drinker.

 

[kev]

"One more won't kill you Kev"




So far this has proved to be true.

 

[COYBL25]

Yer ma.

 

[Rita_Poon]

What does brewers droop mean

you aren't trying hard enough!

 

[dachshund]

I am pissed right now and I'm just a sentimental wreck. Would not recommend, stay off the booze, lads

 

[blulouie]

you aren't trying hard enough!

Those extra two pints & chaser puts the morning glory the next best option

 

[Rita_Poon]

Those extra two pints & chaser puts the morning glory the next best option

hangover efforts with a mouth like an old shoe through 10 spin cycles. I require silence and liquid. morning jackanory!

 

[Bedfordblue]

Nothing except the next drink, which is where the problems begin