What you getting for your significant other for Christmas ?

[Kurt.]

Need ideas guys..... my Mrs is the most difficult person in the world to buy for, previous presents gave included a work bench for cutting wood and a jigsaw... she has litres of perfume and more clothes than Debenhams, give us your shouts in here please

 

[nsno-chris]

Dildo

 

[Blues Harp]

This is not going to end well I fear.. lol

 

[The binman chronicles]

Some lube - WD40.

 

[blue to the bone]

Probably a dose of the clap. Again

 

[arch stanton]

a new ironing board?

 

[Kurt.]

Dildo

And slippers ???

 

[verreauxi]

Does she like shoes? I'm not sure your budget, but I got my gal some allbirds shoes (very subtle but stylish, very comfy wool, eco-friendly, and she gets compliments from all her friends on them). She was over the moon with them. But they are about 95$ USD, which is pretty steep!

 

[Big Sams Undies]

A strap-on

 

[verreauxi]

Sorry. I'll be better: dildos, frying pan, lube, male escort from Springfield Hotel, earplugs, Weatherspoon's gift card, VR helmet that has running video of purple Aki feeling people up at Lime street, cordless vacuum cleaner, blah blah blah.

 

[sdk]

A stack of books for winter and an unusual cheese.

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

Scarf
Kindle
CD or DVD collection that she likes
Spa package
Camera

 

[KaiserEFC]

A manicure, they are my right hand after all

 

[larbert toffee]

Get her a voucher for the zipwire over the old slate quarry near you in Snowdonia, it'll be the best ride she's ever had.

 

[the golden visionary]

video of purple Aki feeling people up at Lime street

Can you get me that one, miss the good old days. There are definatly gaps in the old memory too