What would you say to an alien?

[Lao]

Saw this Sunday Express | UK News :: Nothing for you to see here...move along, and thought what would we say?

How about discussing the parallels of them moving out of their universe compared to us moving to Kirkby?

 

[Screech]

Damn alien, where you been? We been waiting for you.

Or if it's huge. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wets self*

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I would probably try to claim I was leader of the planet.

 

[Lao]

I would probably try to claim I was leader of the planet.

Which they may believe until you took them home to meet wife/gf :huh:

 

[Screech]

What if they'd come to overthrow the leader and take control? You'd be deaded

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

You cant park that thing there mate you'll get clamped. OR is Susan Boyle one of you lot?

 

[Dom1878]

Id ask if they wanted something to eat. Then id give them Pizza WITH PINEAPPLE. If they don't like it they are evil and i'd shoot them.

 

[toffeestillidie]

the last time i met an alien, i said "como estas?"

 

[Bundy]

You cant park that thing there mate you'll get clamped. OR is Susan Boyle one of you lot?

 

[Whitebootman]

1. Check their way of making mashed potato to make sure that they really are aliens.

2. I'd ask them if they had any money and if they did, would they like to invest in a football club that's out of this world.

3. I'd also advise them not to go to anfield, as there is no atmosphere.

 

[ajax_andy]

I'd give them a packet of airwaves and tell them to make themselves at home. b)

 

[davek]

"What clique are you in?".

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I would ask blue or red.......Blue ok lets have a beer or two , Red , knock em over the head then shoot them with my ray gun.....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

have you been flying that thing over the water.
what was that ? chinese lanterns you say.

* as predicted to much derision from the so called leader, he doesnt know a ufo from a bin bag/ firelighter combo.

 

[Azzbot]

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