I was originally on the flat roofing mate, I remember doing a school roof, H&S fella came for a visit and came up onto the roof, came over to us and asked why we weren't wearing hard hats, we were like "because we're on a roof with no chance of anything falling on our heads" we also tried to explain that because we're bent over the majority of the time a hard hat would just keep falling off, he was having none of it, stopped us working until we had hard hats with chin straps on site. He was a right tit, also kicked off because the pole ladder we were using was tied to the scaffold with ropes and not fixed with scaffold clips.
Slightly different, but still just as mad.
A lad I drink with is a flagger, mainly stuff for the council / other councils.
They have to wear plastic full high viz keks and vests at all times.
In the heat wave a few weeks back, they were all cooking in the plastic high viz gear, so asked if they could wear normal keks instead of the plastic ones.
No way, rules are rules, so they all stripped down to their billies and socks, put the plastic keks/ vests back on and worked in just their billies for over a week.
The world`s gone mad.