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What would you buy Jesus for his birthday ?
- Thread starter Kurt.
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I’d buy him some threads, so he could blend in with the rest of us…
MisterJ
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A box of good wine. His always tastes a bit watered down
Charles Hawtrey
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I think he would prefer cash - although he might go in the temple and turn teh tables on you!
An Everton season ticket, for our sins.
Bryan+
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A brass, seeing as his wife had some sort of miracle of conception it only seems fair he gets his chance.
Hate to be pedantic mate…. But that was his mum
Bryan+
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Even worse.
We know that Christ existed, as mention of Him is made as a follower of John by Roman accounts.
A contemporary Gaul, preaching similar creed was executed, which raises questions about what made Christ so compelling.
To this end, an X account where JC could post hot takes on owning the money lenders and not casting the first stone.
A contemporary Gaul, preaching similar creed was executed, which raises questions about what made Christ so compelling.
To this end, an X account where JC could post hot takes on owning the money lenders and not casting the first stone.
magicjuan
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<jumped in too soon>
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