What would you buy Jesus for his birthday ?

[Kurt.]

Coincidentally, Jesus was born on Christmas Day….. if he was a mate of yours what present would you buy him ?

 

[Kurt.]

I’d probably get him some ‘No more nails’

 

[Jebus_lives]

A haircut, the bloody hippy.

 

[tommye]

Are we talking a hypothetical Baby Jesus or 2500yr old man Jesus?

 

[Kurt.]

Are we talking a hypothetical Baby Jesus or 2500yr old man Jesus?

The floor is yours

 

[tommye]

BTW the answer is always a bag of weed.

Everything's better with a bag of weed.

 

[tommye]

The floor is yours

See above

 

[Bazlar]

Clawhammer

 

[blulouie]

A Super Size Spliff.

Makes the World a better place.

 

[Kurt.]

BTW the answer is always a bag of weed.

Everything's better with a bag of weed.

Would make them loaves and fishes seem like a banquet

 

[tommye]

Clawhammer

Good pair of running shoes.
Those Romans would never have caught him if he had some decent webs on

 

[tommye]

Would make them loaves and fishes seem like a banquet

Mmmmmm.

Fish finger butties lad

 

[Kurt.]

Mmmmmm.

Fish finger butties lad

Fish half finger butties

 

[tommye]

Fish half finger butties

Oh....

 

[Nymzee]

Coincidentally, Jesus was born on Christmas Day….. if he was a mate of yours what present would you buy him ?

Sorry but he wasn’t :/