What would be worse?

[Whitebootman]

I would take a Bear or Hippo over a PPI call centres anytime. A Bear or Hippo could be distracted by a bacon butty giving me a chance to escape. PPI call centres are just relentless unstoppable beasts.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I had an elephant run at me once. It was only a baby and about 5ft high but it's amazing how quick you can shift when you need to.

 

[The Esk]

I had an elephant run at me once. It was only a baby and about 5ft high but it's amazing how quick you can shift when you need to.

 

[verreauxi]

Being chased by a Florida teen with a huge penis.

 

[Groucho]

Can I have a budgie?

 

[Woolly Blue]

In my mind, it was as big as that, in reality, it wasn't much different in height to Inchy.

Can I have a budgie?

No, but you can have a tweet on twitter





*it's the best I could do ffs

 

[Jamo Martinez]

So that's how Hibbo got injured.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I reckon the bear would be worse in reality but the hippo would probably freak you out more.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Why does the bear guy think stopping and hiding behind a tree is a good idea?

It's not the guy it's the bear. the guy got caught when he had to stop for that fallen tree and the bear took his bike and camera off him and started secretly recording his mate.

 

[riddick]

I think the real question is who is likely to sodomize worse, one or the other. I feel like a hippo would not be gentle. Looking at a bear i think he'd at least ask me if I'd like a pillow or something..

 

[Kurt.]

Easy this .... The Hippo..... I'm seven time Bare chested Hippo fighting champion of the World.

 

[Kurt.]

But, imagine op had made a typo....

Would you rather be chased by ...

A ) a Hippy

Or

B ) a beer