What will you do if Moyes plays Fellaini up front against Spurs?

[Jamo Martinez]

Make a 'Belgium's Number 9' banner

 

[njligernj]

All of this has given me a spectacular idea for a late night gameshow.

I am reasonably sure a hamster+drainpipe game show would already exist in either Germany (although it wouldn't actually be televised but just take place in some bloke's shed) or Japan (on TV, primetime pre-watershed).

 

[RFUS]

I am reasonably sure a hamster+drainpipe game show would already exist in either Germany or Japan.

Yeah, but I can tell you for sure that no one's thought of adding in flaming nipples and cat masturbation. I'm a revolutionary.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Watch the game?

 

[RFUS]

Watch the game?

No, I plan on defacating on the floor and rubbing my face in it, blinding myself from the disgusting sight of the fuzzy haired Belg aimlessly running around up front. Because even a face full of fecal matter is less horrifying/sick-inducing than our best midfielder being used like the poor man's Duncan Ferguson.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

No, I plan on defacating on the floor and rubbing my face in it, blinding myself from the disgusting sight of the fuzzy haired Belg aimlessly running around up front. Because even a face full of fecal matter is less horrifying/sick-inducing than our best midfielder being used like the poor man's Duncan Ferguson.

Each to their own I guess.
Secretly hopes for Fellaini up front.
Make sure you don't post the pictures mate.

 

[RFUS]

Each to their own I guess.
Secretly hopes for Fellaini up front.
Make sure you don't post the pictures mate.

Got your PM mate. I'll take plenty and send them to that email you gave me.



But I told you already, I'm not incorporating the gerbil.

 

[EFCNIK]

Only a kopite wouldn't want Fellaini up front against Spurs.

Which is why my Anfield half season ticket is in the post as we speak.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Yeah, but I can tell you for sure that no one's thought of adding in flaming nipples and cat masturbation. I'm a revolutionary.

If you throw in a few old ladies to punch, it will be a worldwide hit. you'll be able to buy Everton in a couple of years. If we're still gash we'll form a 'Spirit of Catterick' (SOCK) protest group to demand more money for our saviour (Dickov). And if he doesn't get enough money to buy Jason Koumas you'll be out on your arse. Sorry but that's fan power for you.

 

[RFUS]

If you throw in a few old ladies to punch, it will be a worldwide hit. you'll be able to buy Everton in a couple of years. If we're still gash we'll form a 'Spirit of Catterick' (SOCK) protest group to demand more money for our saviour (Dickov). And if he doesn't get enough money to buy Jason Koumas you'll be out on your arse. Sorry but that's fan power for you.

Mate, you're getting royalties for that. We're gonna be rich.