What tools do you possess?

[Charlie Bigtime]

I know a lot of people are a bit weedy and don't have any tools, and I often wonder how they fix things or even get by at all. Then you have your dim wits who have loads of tools, but they are inclusive in that description and are too simple to know what to do with them.

What, if anything, does your tool bag consist of?

 

[chicoazul]

A swiss army knife and screwdriver. You want some?

 

[Allezfan]

Sex toys mostly.

 

[andym78]

Everyone needs a strong tool selection.

When there's a zombie apocalypse you'll need to defend yourself.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

Sex toys mostly.

Toys are not tools really, like those screwies you get from the pound shop an all that.

 

[larrygobfiend]

My tool box only has room to house your mums double intruder.....fancy a sniff Mr Bigtime?

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

My tool box only has room to house your mums double intruder.....fancy a sniff Mr Bigtime?

My mum is dead and she never owned a dildo.

 

[Hellerad]

Duct tape, pliers, assorted knives, a car battery, and a sturdy chair.

 

[Allezfan]

My mum is dead and she never owned a dildo.

How old were you when you had that conversation?

'Hey ma, quick question for you'

 

[bluemangroup]

Sex toys mostly.

 

[mezzrow]

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

How old were you when you had that conversation?

'Hey ma, quick question for you'

ha ha I had a very close relationship with my mum, after my dad ran off with the provvy man. She obtained her sexual kicks from sitting on the washing machine and squelching off to dirty den on eastenders.

 

[RaleighBlue]

Rope.

Lots of rope.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

My mum is dead and she never owned a dildo.

So your mum could hide her dildo better than you hide your dick?

 

[larrygobfiend]

My mum is dead and she never owned a dildo.

She did mate