What the hell?

[angelinsydney]

Speaking of vegetables... if the players were a vegie... what would they be?

 

[ijjysmith]

Speaking of vegetables... if the players were a vegie... what would they be?

Arteta =

 

[Dooguk]

MARROWan Fellaini?

I'll get me coat.

 

[angelinsydney]

At the moment, Saha is a wet lettuce.

Cahill, hot jalapeno pepper - small and deadly.

Heitinga, beetroot - you can eat your salad without it. Optional

 

[chrissyjack]

An old player..." Leek " Carsley ?

 

[Bundy]

As good as "the flea" or whatever they call that mexican from united.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He'll be one of those I reckon that kisses the Bhaji.

 

[chicoazul]

Can we check if he's a red first?

 

[Kay20]

Other than the fact that I died laughing at all the puns (winner = shallot post), is it wrong that I always look at the price tag for these players first to judge whether or not these reports are smoking crack?

7 million pounds = smoking crack

I may be new, but I've already figured out the money situation.

Now that's an onion that makes me cry.

EDIT: I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks El Chicharito is lame. Little pea? I mean, really? Who wants to be known as little pea? Cause you know that sounds threatening. Maybe he can pair up with The Onion. I hope the US smokes the pea in the Gold Cup next year.