Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Ha just found this site http://www.facebook.com/WhatTheFacts [the twitter one is next to the F/B one] -some strange things if they are all true 
"Every year, 9 people are injured while trying to masturbate with a vacuum."
"According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction."
"Humans share about 50% of their DNA with bananas."
"The condom fails 14.2% of the time."
"The most used line in the movies is "Let’s get out of here"
"It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know."
"Childbirth is the second most painful thing in the world, right next to being burned alive." [thats wrong has to be everton losing
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"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands"
"14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact."
are just a few of the things that are claimed to be fact

"Every year, 9 people are injured while trying to masturbate with a vacuum."
"According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction."
"Humans share about 50% of their DNA with bananas."
"The condom fails 14.2% of the time."
"The most used line in the movies is "Let’s get out of here"
"It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know."
"Childbirth is the second most painful thing in the world, right next to being burned alive." [thats wrong has to be everton losing

"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands"
"14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact."
are just a few of the things that are claimed to be fact