What sort of monster?

[Gazdalf]

What have you been told about your sex pestering. Last warning Gazdalf the grey sex beard.

I thought I had been told to continue with aplomb. Must have got lost in the translation


/rubs trousers in a trev and simon swing your pants stylee

 

[thebluesheep]

If either of the coffin dodgers would of put a vegetarian pasty or a mushroom soup anywhere near me i swear id of got a grip of her blue rinse and burnt there bushy muzzys off in the pasty oven.

What? Vegetarian? Pauline you best be messin? Do i look gay? get your ****** grizzly adams mush in that oven now!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

If either of the coffin dodgers would of put a vegetarian pasty or a mushroom soup anywhere near me i swear id of got a grip of her blue rinse and burnt there bushy muzzys off in the pasty oven.

What? Vegetarian? Pauline you best be messin? Do i look gay? get your ****** grizzly adams mush in that oven now!

has anyone ever suggested that you may have 'issues' ?

 

[ChicagoToffee]

I would have tied them up till they started making chilli again

How they gonna make chili if they're tied up?

Just asking...they gonna stir it with their feets?

No need to add chili powder, the bunion juice is savory enough on its own.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

im from the south so am unaware of greggs and sayers should i start a thread debating the pair

The first step towards GOT armageddon....a pastie debate.

Mods, please open a seperate forum - The Pastie Forum with the description - "Yanks need not enter."