What shall I do today..???

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Muggins

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Clueless here lads.

Off work but no car today and pretty skint, so stuck at home. All household chores complete to a high standard so I'm home free..

Wtf do I do?

Read a book, watch a film, find new music, start writing a novel??

Suggestions please....

Thanks.
 

Use this glorious day of doing **** all to have the luxery of watching porn on the downstaires TV (assuming everyone else is out). Obviously lock the door just in case and sit on a tea towel as putting your bare arse on the sofa is just disrespectful. Proceed to fap all day long. Enjoy! x
 

EFCNIK said:
Use this glorious day of doing **** all to have the luxery of watching porn on the downstaires TV (assuming everyone else is out). Obviously lock the door just in case and sit on a tea towel as putting your bare arse on the sofa is just disrespectful. Proceed to fap all day long. Enjoy! x
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This with your GF's underwear on.
 

When I was a teenager I used to make replica football stadiums using card, scissors, felt tips, and celotape.

I'd love to do that today but can't get out for the materials.

I'm at least 2 miles from the nearest shop.
 
caught said:
Watch a load of TED talks and realise that hardly any of them are interesting. Do a sad fap. Nap. Fap.
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I've watched quite a few and find them very Interesting to be honest. Admittedly some are crap, but there are some boss ones.
 
Bryan said:
Eat and sleep?
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Yesterday the gas man came round for the annual check. Messed about a bit then announced the the oven has a gas leak. He disconnected it safely then sodded off.

No oven, no grill.

3rd world here lad.
 

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