What price bracket would you be in

[Walken]

This! Unfortunately.

yep, too grim for midfield, too small for center halve, get to full back lad

 

[Kurt.]

A 40 million pound rolls Royce of a centre half. Quick , good in the air, naturally 2 footed.... Strong and a good communicator on the pitch, equally as comfortable in midfield..... Yeah I was boss back in the day.

 

[pbeyer]

Was picked up by local academy side at 12, by the time I was 13 was playing u17's with them.

Was 5 10 by that point and a monster in the nets, was quite fearless. Had two trials with pro clubs lined up at 16, as well as an offer from an elite private prep school, when a Petr Cech-esque injury threatened my playing career (not quite as severe as his, no fractures, just hemoragging)

After 10 months out, I come back to play in a shitty u18 tournament just to get match sharpness and in the finals with bout 7 minutes to play, head to head collision with a player. He broke his nose, lost 4 teeth and cracked his eye socket. I was fortunate enough to only have his tooth stuck through my nose and my second serious concussion.

Haven't played a competitive match since.

With that in mind, you'd be smart to take the 3$ and snickers bar for me

 

[Jimboefc97]

4 million. Bit like Jelavic really, (the [Poor language removed] one). Run around up front like a headless chicken and always offside. If I do score I'll get a few but in general I'm dreadful.

 

[HSD]

Back when I was a kid, a few mil, now....probably like £10...

 

[FTY]

Dunno, 10-20 mil. Potential innit.

 

[Cjkelly1878]

As a centre half I think I would be worth around 5-8 million a decent player nothing out of the ordinary win my tackles win my headers and a 5 yard pass to someone better to make something happen! Oh and full blooded would tackle someone with my face if it was for the good of the team.

 

[bluemangroup]

I skinned someone in 5 aside yesterday with a casual stepover, based on my my own football fan philosophies thats puts me in the 50 mill range, my socks were rolled down and I've got a right pirlo of a beard going on, it was beautiful

Or the reality: you knocked it past a fat lad whilst looking slightly homeless. You're worth about the 50p I gave you for a cup of tea.

 

[bluestevon]

Back when I was a kid, a few mil, now....probably like £10...

thats the british economy for ya, over the hill at 20 these days

 

[TX Bill]

I'd be worth a bag of used, practice balls.

 

[Walken]

Or the reality: you knocked it past a fat lad whilst looking slightly homeless. You're worth about the 50p I gave you for a cup of tea.

if I'd smashed the ball 90 yards upfield, but never played for another 5aside team based on a lack of offers you'd be offering me contract extensions you bad neanderthal

 

[Elong]

I'm in my peak, creative number 10, left footed and white boots. Easily worth a few bob.

 

[WA Toffee]

Centre half in the Baresi mould. If I have to tackle, it means I have failed to intercept or read the play properly. Win the ball then calmly play it 10-15 yards to the midfield to start off an attacking move.
Slight lack of consistency though. Can look like a man of the match performance, then undo it all by mistiming a kick and swinging at air.

I could imagine Milan or Juventus paying upwards of 15M for me

 

[Blue Cheese]

People are too humble, just tell the truth, you all really think you're worth millions but don't want other Evertonians to laugh. Don't worry though everyone secretly feels the same. Every mars bar your worth really equates to millions...I've sussed you lot out lol