What price bracket would you be in

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Blue Cheese

Mental Patient, GOT Ward
Just imagine you're a professional footballer, how much do you think you'd be worth.

Try and transfer your standing in the amateur game to ££££ in the professional league...

just a bit of fun.

In my day I was a attacking full back i'd have to class myself in the £10-15mill mark.

Good for the ego this lids so what do you think you're worth?
 



Was always very fast with a great engine and an ability to beat people somehow by total spawn, Used to get called lucky or flukey all the time when it wasn't really just I was unpredictable like, but to counter that i had absolutely no end product, couldn't pass to save my life and had a habit of absolutely mullering someone once a game. Oh yeah always played hung over as well ...

Probably be worth as much as one of bills lawnmowers
 
I like to think I had a bit of Chilavert about me. But that would be a blatant lie.

I can see the likeness mate

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Was a boss number 10 sometimes dropped deeper in DM, plus i always wore bright coloured boots and did boss stepovers so that adds value.

Id say maybe 20 mil plus a fit Wag
 
£3m.

Technically good right back hampered by a severe lack of pace, size and strength. Puts a decent ball into the box, can tackle and clips a nice pass but gets booked 7 times a game hacking people down because he can't catch them. Has the occasional moment of idiocy and tries to break someone in half for no real reason.


Seamus Coleman some days, Glen Johnson others. All depends on hangover status.
 

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