What not to do at your wedding

[SerenityNigh]

Text not necessary, but the source is the Daily Mail

 

[Elong]

Far too many naughty comments could be made here.

@Bungle

 

[ijjysmith]

*takes notes

 

[The T-Dex]

*takes notes

If you dont do this with your cat's I'm putting you on ignore foreverm

 

[Eusebio]

That is weird and wrong.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

"Marry the wrong person"

Would be top of my list to be fair

 

[SerenityNigh]

I think the guy with the glasses on the right has the correct response

 

[Eusebio]

What not to do at your wedding

Go with the bridesmaid (unless your wife permits its ok for her to join in)

Go with the brides Mum when you're drunk off Stella and when people ask you what happened say you thought it was Sarah

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Top photobombing by the newborn there.

 

[ThebanksoftheBramleyMoore]

I think the fact it's in the news paper it kind of desensitising but imagine genuinely witnessing this

also wtf
'The answer is we do what we want, when we want, as long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gona (sic) continue to be fine.'

 

[SerenityNigh]

What not to do at your wedding

Go with the bridesmaid (unless your wife permits its ok for her to join in)

Go with the brides Mum when you're drunk off Stella and when people ask you what happened say you thought it was Sarah

More of this story about Sarah and the others

 

[Furey1878]

Attend.

 

[roydo]

Say "I Do" ffs.

 

[Bungle]

From the front on view of that photo I cant tell which is the bride and which is the groom.

 

[Eusebio]

More of this story about Sarah and the others

I was stinking drunk at my wedding a few years ago, me and the new Mrs had been arguing over the seating of certain guests, she loves the sound of her own voice. A bit later on I was outside talking to her Mum who was also drunk and as we were talking she kept touching me every time she laughed, her Mum is stunning, a bit like Stifflers Mum off American Pie. I made a joke and put my hand on her leg AND kept it there for what seemed like ages, she never said anything and we carried on talking, she looked at me and smiled and I threw the lips on her. I don't remember if she was kissing me back but it felt fantastic. One of my cousins was outside as well and said "what the [Poor language removed] are you doing?" Next thing I remember there's about 20 people outside, my wife screaming in my face, her Mum oblivious sitting there smoking and me saying "I thought it was you, it was an accident, look at the state of me" I got dragged away by one of my family members and got an absolute bollocking. It all got sorted out, the Mrs came round in the end and we've been happily married ever since!