What is your footballer name?

[Eggs]

...I'm Fernando Torres but I don't have his money.

 

[blaggerblue]

Fernando Pique

 

[phil2801]

Felipe Iniesta - sounds 10 times cooler when you put your first name in Spanish

 

[Royal]

Lionel Messi.
Get in. I'm a scruffy haired midget aswell, all I need now is like, talent.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Eric Djemba Djemba.....FFS!

 

[LocalNative]

Ryan Ballotelli. Not too impressed here, although it doesn't sound too stupid.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Bastian Toure. Boss center mid me.

 

[ToffeeMike]

Bastian Neuer

What a name.

 

[parkendkev]

Wayne Ozil

 

[TheNiz]

kaka messi.

Thats better than Messi Kaka

 

[OneTrueLegend]

Andres Balotelli, I guess that makes me part Andres Iniesta and part Mario Balotelli.

So I will have amazing skill and great passing range,
when you fly into a crunching tackle with me I will stand up and head but you.
I will also probably struggle to put my own shirt on, be allergic to grass, have crazy hair styles, strange messages on my shirt and generally be in a bad mood all the time.
I should have a decent shot on me though

 

[CJ_EFC]

John Ibrahimovic ffs

 

[TippEverton]

Robin Casillas.

 

[Bluechew]

Andres Ronaldo, I got it all!!

 

[Roztitute]

Cristiano Piqué, strange but awesome.