What is your favorite misheard lyric?

[WA Toffee]

"Bring me an iron lung" - Higher Love, Stevie Winwood

"God save gravy" - Constant Craving, KD Lang

"Pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists" - Pinball Wizard, The Who

"I got shoes, they're made of plywood" - You're The One That I Want, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

I always thought it was "you're the one that I want, you are a w@nker ooh ooh ooh"
And any REM song, god knows what he actually says

 

[Groucho]

I always thought it was "you're the one that I want, you are a w@nker ooh ooh ooh"
And any REM song, god knows what he actually says

"That's pee in the corner" - Losing My Religion, REM

 

[Efcbradley89]

30 seconds to Mars song Attack the final chorus "I'll attack you with a towel"

 

[TGW89]

When I was really little and just about able to talk, Right Said Fred had topped the charts with "I'm too sexy" and it was on EVERYWHERE. Adverts, telly, radio etc.

I used to sing it and make everybody laugh by singing "£2.60 for my shirt, £2.60 for my car...." etc

 

[Ianefc1878]

Rihanna- only girl in the world, first line "want you to love me like I'm a hot pie", still don't know if it is or not tbh

 

[navidson]

Rihanna- only girl in the world, first line "want you to love me like I'm a hot pie", still don't know if it is or not tbh

That's the correct lyric!