What is your favorite misheard lyric?

[johnnydawg68]

Or also acceptable, what lyric did you sing wrong for the longest, and what was your reaction when you found out what the song was really saying?

 

[Space Cowboy]

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

''scuse me, while I kiss this guy...'' instead of ''...kiss the sky''

To be honest I dont know if it's meant to sound controvertial.

 

[royalblue66]

Rember years back in a club the M C announced the next act would be a country and western turn this arl fella said to his mate " who did he say the turn was ?" His mate said said " some chunt from Preston, "
old ones are the best.

 

[strummer]

A few spring to mind when I was a kid. You're the one that I want sounded like ya willah wa woah to me.and rasputin by boney m was rah rah rockety

 

[Barrowjohn]

That one Madonna sings about Eyes like Potatoes.

Still makes me laugh now.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Or also acceptable, what lyric did you sing wrong for the longest, and what was your reaction when you found out what the song was really saying?

Filter's Hey Man, Nice Shirt was a great song, but the video was quite disturbing to me

 

[Paulie]

Fly on my cell phone

 

[Billy Dean]

That Boyzone one. Don't love me for fun, girl. Take it up the....yada yada

 

[Groucho]

"Bring me an iron lung" - Higher Love, Stevie Winwood

"God save gravy" - Constant Craving, KD Lang

"Pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists" - Pinball Wizard, The Who

"I got shoes, they're made of plywood" - You're The One That I Want, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

 

[ilikecheese]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza...

 

[Pat's Van]

"Bring me an iron lung" - Higher Love, Stevie Winwood

"God save gravy" - Constant Craving, KD Lang

"Pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists" - Pinball Wizard, The Who

"I got shoes, they're made of plywood" - You're The One That I Want, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

hhaha suction cups, I've not misheard that one before

 

[Barrowjohn]

Pinball Wizard will never be the same for me again.

 

[DualityNSNO]

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Didn't Never Mind The Buzzcocks used to do a round of this? Not that I've watched it in the past decade or more.

 

[Lionel Naismith]

All I could see was my momma's arse - tupac - thugs mansion