What is the worst thing you would do for a billion pound?

[mitchell1996]

I don't mean the worst thing in terms of morals. I don't mean something like attacking an old woman. I mean something disgusting. Something vile. Would you eat a giant buffet of different variety's of animal poo. would you slice your own finger off and eat it.
GO!

 

[Moomin]

I don't mean the worst thing in terms of morals. I don't mean something like attacking an old woman. I mean something disgusting. Something vile. Would you eat a giant buffet of different variety's of animal poo. would you slice your own finger off and eat it.
GO!

Sleep with your mum.

 

[jaycee]

Sleep with your mum.

Sleep with his mum after you

 

[Moomin]

Sleep with his mum after you

You can stir the porridge.

 

[wilfjacko]

Get a season ticket for analfield.

 

[sageyefc]

Let Harvey Weinstein have his way with me

 

[gianthogweed]

Lower the bar mate a billion pound is something nations get destroyed for
£250 and i will lick Ann Widdecombe's arsehole under extreme duress

 

[SerenityNigh]

Lower the bar mate a billion pound is something nations get destroyed for
£250 and i will lick Ann Widdecombe's arsehole under extreme duress

Who’s under extreme duress? You or Mrs Widdecombe?

Stress can do funny things to a person’s constitution, might make me raise the price a bit.

 

[Huyton Layne]

For a billion I could have so many people killed that I'd be willing to do anything tbh.

 

[ilikecheese]

The better question is what wouldn't I do for a billion pounds.

I can't actually think of anything at the moment.

 

[mitchell1996]

Sleep with his mum after you

Sleep with my mum after you.

 

[.....!]

I would do whatever you wanted me to do for that much money. Then if it was horrendous i'd give somebody 50 quid to kill you.

 

[degsy]

I'd go to analfield wearing full red kit, incl shinnies and sing the dirge...but I'd want half up front

 

[Kurt.]

Sleep with my mum after you.

Let yer Mar use my face as a cushion

 

[Boba Fret]

I would listen to Celine Dion and Justin Bieber albums on repeat for a month.

At least the money would then cover the treatment for the long term mental issues i would suffer.