What Is The Worlds Worst super power?

[EFC David]

I'll start, To time travel 1 second into the future but it takes 1 second to do it.

 

[Duncan Disordely]

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[EFC David]

The ability to **** yourself every time Osman loses the ball.

 

[steken1]

America

 

[BlueLlama]

The ability to manage one of the world's richest club but not be able to sign anyone decent

 

[EFC David]

Aids Man, the ability to catch aids from a million miles away.

 

[EFC David]

Cantgetdrunkman, the ability to stay stone cold sober no matter how much ale you drink.

 

[Pat's Van]

dog **** boy

has the ability to dump on pavements at a moment's notice

 

[EFC David]

Hartman, the ability to go from one of the best keepers in the world to dog turd in 12 months.

 

[Furey1878]

Erectionman

He has a constant erection which wouldn't be too bad only the explosion in which he gained his power he happened to be wearing jeans and they're now forever grafted onto his lower body. So he forever has an erection whilst wearing jeans.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Captain lamp.

Can turn in to a lamp at any point in time, but can't turn back.

 

[Ralphie Boy]

Analfield Man - has the ability to rehouse people without a care in the world!!!

 

[bluejock]

America

 

[Groucho]

The ability to know last weeks lottery numbers.

 

[EFC David]

Captain lamp.

Can turn in to a lamp at any point in time, but can't turn back.

Carrot man, can turn in to a carrot at any time but can't turn back.


Savileman, the ability to talk to a kid using just a cigar and a tracksuit.