angelwitch
Player Valuation: £6m
When I was 18, a girlfriend bet me I would not run completely nude (I was getting a certain something from her if I won the bet) around my parents block. Its a lower/middle class housing estate square round trip and a good ten minutes to complete the course at speed. I was quite fit in those days and said sure as long as its past midnight. She agreed. So, I take, about 1a.m. off bollock naked past the first set of houses, head onto the next side of the road, and I'm nearly down the end of that road when this tasty chick is putting the key in the front door with who I presume was her boyfriend. I tought '[Poor language removed] it' I'm halfway home, I'll do it, so I coughed so they turned around to see me bare ass jogging past: "Nice night isn't it folks," I said. I swear, the look on their faces, it was like a f**king UFO had just landed as my bare ass vanished past their gate around the corner. I went into turbo up the last lap and made it home. I can't believe I did that. And I bet those people can't believe what they saw that night. Plus I got my reward and my girlfriend at the time hated it, ha, ha.
